Sunday 17 May 2009

I'm about to kill this little bitch.


One of the main reasons for starting this blog was a general love of rage and how brilliantly funny it is. The more impotent the rage the better really. And shouting threats at someone over the phone is surely one of the best manifestations of said impotency. (Ash - you might know more about this than your average man on the street)

So here's some of the best cases of SEX RAGE OVER THE PHONE

I'll kick off with an old one but a good one. The brilliant rage of a man who hates cold calling. I particularly love the way he answers the phone with "what the hell do you want?" This man is a ticking time bomb waiting to explode. GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE LINE.

The next example is a persistent old lady, who is trying to claim some car insurance. There's a long build up kind of ruined by some douche bag-y radio hosts but the payoff is worth it. Link here

However, none of these videos come anywhere close to this:


"he's not coming home from school, he's just now getting in, he's supposed to be doing volunteer work at the Boys and Girls Club."

I disagree strongly with people who say this lady is a bad mother. This is a textbook 'instilling some discipline' move which should be taught to all mothers. Didn't say thanks for dinner? Haven't tidied your room? Well BAM you get confronted with your mother threatening to kill you with a hammer while simultaneously pleading with the emergency services about the need to send round someone to stop her. You're not going to make that mistake again.

This rant also contains the finest turn of phrase ever used by a mother about her own son, which I have duly used as the title of the post. "I'M ABOUT TO KILL THIS LITTLE BITCH" You get back to the Boys and Girls Club little man.

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